More tranny stories later!
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize