Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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