I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize