He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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