Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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