fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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