some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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