you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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