I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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