It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
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