how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
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