It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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