Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
it hurts more in the daytime
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
meet me or not, i'm out of control
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
