this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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