The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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