So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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