yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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