If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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