she woke up with a sticky ear
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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