This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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