Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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