I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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