Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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