What a fucking waste of an outfit
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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