If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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