is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
