you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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