ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Help me help you realize you are a moron
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
