There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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