i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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