Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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