he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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