we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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