Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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