Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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