is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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