I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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