party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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