if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
