Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Acid is not a monday night drug
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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