I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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