I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
