I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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