i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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