Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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