benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
