once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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