the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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