Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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