How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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