considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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