i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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