just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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i think i just naturally attract stoners
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