My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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